Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

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tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014

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booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

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An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy

Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!

by redflag73630 July 16, 2018

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cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

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