by *Not Jeans* October 31, 2021
Get the Brentmug. A huge chad. Someone who likes to act tough, and no one likes to hang out with him. He can bench press 880kg (or so he says), and he likes to outshine others even if he doesn't even shine and he's just a massive pain in the fucking ass
by Ashiya Arciaga February 19, 2023
Get the Brentmug. by Cooliomanoolio March 3, 2024
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. A faggot who likes shit memes and thinks he's the funniest person ever to be created he also thinks he's part Russian
by CooldudeKKK42069666 June 17, 2018
Get the Brent williamsmug. Made for each other, could possibly be the strongest couple! They don’t know it yet but they are each others soulmates
by Liac September 16, 2021
Get the savannah and brentmug.