breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle April 29, 2007

Pancake Breakfast

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.

The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.

by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009

Breakfast Bitch

1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.

2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.

That Erika chick is totally a breakfast bitch, she makes me eggs n' bacon every morning.

by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009

breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

by Ryan A April 26, 2006

Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

Clown for breakfast

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

by Hana26 August 17, 2017

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 09, 2010