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Brandi

Hey Noah, your step mom is a Brandi
by Big Boy Bruce June 24, 2023
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Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025
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Brandie

A male or female (gender neutral) who is all about “the presentation” of themselves and/or their kids, partner, pet, spouse (family) etc... wearing ONLY brand name clothing, sunglasses, purses, etc
That girl I met today was very “brandie” she was sporting Ray-bans,an Abercrombie T-shirt , North Face jacket, Ugg boots, an Apple Watch and a Kate Spade purse!
by BLT502 December 28, 2018
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Brandi

Even the sweetest matt cant live up to the sweetness that is Brandi
by Zip the zippy January 31, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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A Brandy

A basic bitch. A woman in Uggs, hell maybe even Birkenstocks, boots or similar. Accompanied by a scarf, beanie and Stanley cup full of a grande pumpkin spice. Or sometimes even booze. She was probably named after booze.
I love those hot fall style women. They are definitely my type, like a Brandy.
by Salty City August 29, 2025
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a Brandy thank you

To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.

When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
I didn't have any money to tip the driver and he was cute enough so I gave him a Brandy thank you.
by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024
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