blueballs

A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.

"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"

by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004

Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)

Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...

by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007

Blueberry Yum-Yum

a type of marajuana;blueberry

"got that blueberry yum-yum and its that fire" Ludacris

by Amerie May 13, 2005

Blueberry Poundcake

A sexual act when just before a man climaxes, the woman punches him in the testicles.

She delivered the blueberry poundcake swiftly before receiving his seed.

by McKraut August 23, 2010

Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 9, 2010

blueberry pancake

when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat

Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”

by sophiejaydylan April 21, 2020

blueberry mung

A blueberry mung is when a person mungs the corpse of another person that happened to die right when they had blue balls. This specific type of mung yields an extraordinary amount of mung juice per dig, though it should be noted that electric blueberry mungs should be avoided due to the fact that the corpse's testicles may explode into the face of the munger, thereby wasting precious mung juice.

Dude, that geezer died right before he busted a nut with Misty, I bet he'd make for a great Blueberry Mung!

by mungolian October 5, 2007