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blooping

when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop
watson was blooping
by sigmanuggs April 26, 2024
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Blooning

'Blooning' is when a guy fills up a girls vagina with helium like a balloon and then sucks it out, Screaming after the helium takes effect and then performing oral sex on the girl.
"Yeah bro i blooned jessica last night"
"I'm looking forward to blooning tonight"
by ziguaragua May 7, 2024
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Blooning

The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.
Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw
by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026
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blooning

blooning is gooning but with blood
the guy is blooning out off his cock
by anonymous December 16, 2024
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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Blooping

The act of smoking marijuana through a vaporizer and then immediately, before exhaling, chugging and swallowing a beer. A person who bloops would be considered a blooper, and whoever has the biggest smoke clouds following the chug is the bloopiest.
Erik: What y’all been up to tonight?
Owen: Just blooping hella with my fellas

Erik: Aw man, I forgot you were the bloopiest mf i know
by OBMEISER March 6, 2025
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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.
Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.
by Info2go April 4, 2025
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