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Blooming onion

A very full ashtray
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
by CarlTensine June 5, 2021
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Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
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Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion
by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025
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Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub
that pussy bloomed as she came
by pbloom September 9, 2025
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Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.
John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"
by TroubledTrout56 June 8, 2024
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