Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021

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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.

Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming

by BigDaddy Double J January 03, 2016

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Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

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When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

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