580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed

Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted

by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022

Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.

Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!

by Bunderwall April 15, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong

She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt

by Flame maker July 3, 2023

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025