Biscuit Eater

Originally, a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

An example, as from the movie it is based on (The Biscuit Eater), is a hunting dog that attacks the birds and eats them for himself instead of pointing or retrieving them.

That dog is nothing but a biscuit eater.

by Aninvader May 28, 2018

jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

by TonyM June 24, 2005

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016

biscuit in the basket

Putting a ball/puck in the goal to score

Max couldn't put the biscuit in the basket against Forest Lake

by aljfdafjioejfe October 18, 2016

biscuitarian

Biscuitarian also known as the peasants or serfs diet, originated from the lower class of the middle ages. It consists only of carbohydrates. This also caused the popularity of crumpets to explode.

Being a biscuitarian, Jon strictly eats biscuits, bagels and crumpets.

by nickjamesbtc September 5, 2018

Shitty Biscuits

Something you would say when you get screwed by some asshole

"Give me back my hoe, ah shitty biscuits!"

by MarkTwain1234567 October 6, 2008

Fresh biscuits

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.

"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."

by Rowdman May 29, 2009