Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Quebec Bidet

When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.

Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.

by HighstrikeGTR October 18, 2020

Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.

Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.

by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021