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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand
Stop touching me with that cock beater.
by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005
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Bestest

having all desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be. nothing possibly better
Lucy is the bestest person to come in to my life!
by This One Guy In Like March 18, 2020
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bestemmiare

Italian meditative practice consisting in channeling out one's anger through the shouting of colourful interjections associating the name of God and his relatives with the most creative nouns (porco dio and dio cane are good, time-tested examples). This interjections are called bestemmia.

The art was first mastered by the italian journalist Germano Mosconi.

Nowadays in Italy the practice is so common that any bestemmia can be even used as an exlamation of surprise, fear, disappointment, etcetera, varying the tone of the voice accordingly.
Examples of bestemmiare:

Ma cos'è sto telefono porco dio!
(This phone is getting on my nerves!)

Ho pagato e nun me fanno entrà! Porcaddio porco!
(I paid and they won't let me in! Goddammit!)

Dio cane che culo c'ha quella!
(That chick's got a nice booty!)
by nuvoloso April 17, 2020
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Jungkook Bestest Boy

The worlds bestest boy. Must protect!
by jungkookbestboy May 20, 2020
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beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
by Person.0001 April 26, 2011
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Benteks

In football, to outmuscle another player to win the ball. As Christian Benteke once did to Chris Smalling whilst playing for Aston Villa vs Manchester United to score a goal.

In real life scenarios to use your strength to move a large weight
"He Gave him the Benteks"

"Go and Benteks that wardrobe against the wall for me please"
by speedobeavo June 7, 2019
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