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Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.
Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back
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Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018
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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
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Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.
Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.
by davesabitch February 6, 2024
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belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt
me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding
by seachips December 27, 2024
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belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.
by Les_6789 February 11, 2025
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Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)
He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass
by Phil T. Ash October 29, 2023
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