Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

North Korean Baptism

The combination of cum and shit

I gave her a North Korean Baptism

by G Fry June 22, 2024

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

Frat Boy Baptism

Noun: The action of washing or having your hair washed in beer.

"Your hair looks great! What shampoo did you use?"
"Thanks! I had a frat boy baptism last night!"

by Apersonwhothinksallthetime... February 21, 2026

Blue collar baptism

A drink made of 8oz of guiness, 8oz of colt 45 and 1oz of rebel yell 100 proff whiskey

Hey bartender lemme get a blue collar baptism. Been a long week.

by Tbm1031 March 10, 2026