Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 21, 2011

Flag

Get the Play the hairy banjo mug.

Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

by Light Joker March 13, 2004

Flag

Get the Play the (Irish) Banjo mug.

snap his banjo

where the skin between his bell-end and foreskin is ripped away while having sex

no need for an example for snap his banjo

by hoe_ass October 17, 2007

Flag

Get the snap his banjo mug.

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 08, 2010

Flag

Get the Tennessee banjo in the casket mug.