Bails

Bails is the sort of kid with a massive shaft and gets bare pussy 25/8! Bails is that leng that none of the gyalls like him because he’s just too fire! :(

‘WOWEEE Bails is peng isnt he girls, I’d love to see his shaft’
‘Oh yeah defo but he’s way TOO peng for all of us’
‘Bails is an absolute pussy magnet’

by sexc bails December 8, 2019

Bail

Boy am I loaded, said when one can't remember craft (can't remember a f*ing thing)

Bail, please help.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2021

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

Bail

To cancel plans that you previously agreed upon.

Bail: I realized I don’t like Alek, I’m not going anymore.
Not bailing: Reese is so cute but unfortunately I already have plans and can’t go.

by Baller3005 December 18, 2023

BAIL

Slang abbreviation-code for 'Bitch About It Later'

Tom is pissing off your friend.
Tell your friend that "We'll BAIL"

by consciouslyoblivious June 30, 2017

made bail

Somebody that can be sure of cash are more of owning you like you will see them in court so of sure of cash

I will see you in court made bail

by Sevenfw July 29, 2017