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hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly
I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.
by NJaggers July 1, 2008
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Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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2 bagger

When your screwing an ugly chick and you pat a bag over her head plus another one just in case the first one breads.
I smacked that booty all night long, but that ho fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch. She was a real 2 bagger.
by Big Playa Andrew Gates. September 1, 2006
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tea-bagger

A conservative republican who protests against income taxes by rubbing their nutsacks in each other's faces.
Senator David Vitter is a tea-bagger who wants to cut government programs during a recession.
by notmyrealname99wroteit April 16, 2009
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Fag-bagger

A woman with sexual interest in a homosexual man or homosexual men in general.
Girl A: (About Girl C) Can't she tell that guy is gay?
Girl B: Probably, she's a total fag-bagger.
by stooone@live March 22, 2009
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Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.
I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG
by DickSickDick March 27, 2010
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triple bagger

A bitch that is SO ugly you need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a plastic bag for the person that might see you, so they can suffocate themself for having to see that shit.
John: Damn, I ain't ever seen a bitch that ugly
Mike: Shit, that bitch is a triple bagger
by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004
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