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Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.
Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!
by DanteHicks February 10, 2020
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Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males
Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli
by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022
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Broccoli

Broccoli is the worst thing ever, it's disgusting AF.
by wolfybear713 April 19, 2022
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Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.
Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
by 042407062001 November 21, 2020
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