Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

alec hollister

SEGGSY BF I LOVE HIM

“holy poo whos tayahs new bf?” “oh thats alec hollister he is so beautiful she is so lucky”

by -Tay- December 3, 2021

Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.

Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."

by couch-lady March 28, 2022

Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

Hollistered

Hollistered

When a young boy, who is an employee of Hollister, Shows up at a party with the intention of recruiting and possibly hooking up with other boys. Instead, he makes out with several very drunk young ladies, those ladies are the ones who get hollistered.

Damn, those chicks were SO wasted they got hollistered.

by EducatedTraveler February 21, 2010

Hollister

Garanimals for teenagers. A dark musky dump you go to to buy pre ripped and patched up jeans and shirts made in a sweat shop out in the middle of nowhere. Commonly found in crappy malls throughout places like Jersey. Hollister is for asshole kids who just want to fit in and look like a smacked ass. Hollister can be smelled before you see it. It is the store that every Non-Suburbanite Citizen avoids passing by so that their eyes don't burn while on the way to do Christmas shopping.

Unfortunately, I had to pass by a Hollister while Chrismas shopping and now my eyes and nose are bleeding because It smells like a cheap Whore.

by FromPhillyWitWizz April 19, 2011

hollister co.

Hollister is a great store, with really great prices. It mostly caters to teens, but I am 26 years old, and shop there. I never really knew what it had, because I used to have a bad attitude toward it. I would only shop at hot topic. The first time I went into the store, I became hooked. It's not only skinny white people working there. My friend works there, and he is black. It's not really all that preppy. The clothes are fun, and I love the vintage fit shirts, because I am pretty small. I also like that you can get the same shirt in five different colors.

Goths need to step off, and realize that they spend more at hot topic then they would at hollister co. They also should realize hollister clothes are more durable. I have bought shirts at hot topic that have gotten holes in them after a week. I have returned more shirts and lost more money shopping at hot topic, because of their quality. I have never had a bad experiance at hollister. Nothing but quality.

by sugar booger September 23, 2005