the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

blogspittle

The act of posting one paragraph on a widely read message board from your personal blog. This done in an attempt to get people to click your links to read the rest of your writing and drive site traffic.

I think that George Bush and Michelle Obama are having an affair, hotel receipts and the Secret Service.... (LINK TO BLOG HERE)

This is an example of blogspittle.

by PittsburghAfterDark December 30, 2008

Blop Tart

The act of getting a blowjob while eating a poptart

Thanks mom that was the best blop tart breakfast ever!

by automagic April 22, 2010

Bloostein

To accidentally or inadvertently expose one's penis.

Today in the locker room Sam totally pulled a Bloostein, his dick was just hanging out there man.

by Joel A. Coltsi May 13, 2010

Blopa

Noun - Male reproductive organ

“id totally let Sarah Huckabee Sanders suck my Blopa”

by Plizzy June 19, 2019

blobself

A gender neutral word instead of himself/ herself/ itself/ themselves

It’s used by people who go with the pronoun blob

I tried to get to know someone but I couldn’t make blob talk about blobself

by Seaki January 3, 2021

Blop

A combination of Flop and Bop
Which actually mean your video getting low view while the other getting higher.

Ugh some of my video bop and while the other flops I guess I'm on my Blop era

by Antarticaqueefie December 19, 2021