bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

sound blast

Similar to putting someone on blast, "sound blast" is to expose one's personal, private or embarrassing information on another level in front of others. This term originated in Miami, FL.

Customer: Girl, I like how you be pourin' that ice in the soda machine!
Tamika: Boy, you crazy yellin' up in here!
Gary: Bitch, that man just put yo' ass on SOUND BLAST!
Jason: Bro, this is turning into a heat up, le ri.

by Ja$on P August 12, 2009

finger blast

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.

Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.

by Tyson November 16, 2003

Q-blast

also known as queef blastin. q-blasting is a queef so powerful that it is categorized as a "blast" one major side effect among many others is known as "cft" otherwise known as cunt force trauma wherein the victim is sprayed with pussy sauce so forcefully that the victim's DNA bonds with the pussy sauce. the victim then forever smells like pussy sauce until his dying days. q-blasting is also known to be the #1 cause of homelessness across the world

-hey did you see jacob today?
-yea, he's not doing too well..
-really why?
-his mom q-blasted him.

by sKeeTzi929 September 1, 2010

blactitude

The bitter attitude occasionally given by a few african american females under the age of 35 to white people of all ages. This attitude would leave one to believe she has been somehow personally wronged. This would not refer to older african american females as they may be justified in their attitude due to actions prior to 1980. Commonly found in the service industry when dealing with the public. Acting as though they are doing you a favor when in fact, they are being paid to assist you as part of their job. Usually considered a form of reverse racism.

That saleswoman gave me a lot of blactitude when I asked her to help me find a dress.

That cracker asked me to help her find a dress, can you believe that! Just because I work here doesn't mean I want to wait on Her!

by North of MasonDixon August 22, 2006

Blaction

noun. A portmanteau of black and action
Like regular action but black

Shaft: it's time to stop lazing around and take some serious blaction!!

I've had enough vanilla baby! i wanna get me some blaction!

by SexyMexicanMaid October 17, 2008

Baja Blast

1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will

1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.

2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!

by daz14lpa August 11, 2017