Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.

-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!

by Etymologylover March 9, 2011

chucking biscuits

To chuck you're biscuits is to be violently ill (throw up)

E: How is he?
B: Oh he's chucking his biscuits all over the place!

by hippygirl September 6, 2005

brewing biscuits

Nasty vaginal yeast infection.

Eww you don't want none of that puss,she's brewing biscuits!

by KrispiG June 7, 2007

Back biscuits

when the rolls on the back are to unconformed to make backtits.They are known as Back Biscuits.

When the back tit has no cottage cheese look more like a doublewide treestump on her back for no reason dem sums some big ol Back biscuits right der.

by collard greens June 19, 2011

Glaze the Biscuits

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.

I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

bottom biscuits

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.

Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.

by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017