Kwaku Boateng

Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.

person 1: Omg is it a celebrity

person 2: No its just Kwaku Boateng

by hhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj November 10, 2020

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009

Murder She Bloat

A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.

Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?

Guy 2: Murder she bloat.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.

by simplekindofman June 20, 2010

flip a boat

A common phrase used to smoothly exit from any conversation.

On that note, ima flip a boat.

by Bachata Horchata July 9, 2017

ian small boat

Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.

salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis

by yetetetetetetetetetetteeeeeeet May 29, 2019

Row your boat

Row

Row

Row your boat

Gently

Down

The

Stream

Merrily

Merrily

Mercifully

Life is butt a dream …

Row your boat … this was a metaphor of life and spiritually in a book I read …

The shaman speaks

Maggie Wahls

Wise ancient soul without a doubt …

Maybe I met her in a life before this …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023