Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

by Your God July 12, 2017

bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009

Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert

Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual

by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020

two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley

i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.

by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010

BERTS

Daddy.

I want o be just like BERTS.

by BERTS94 November 23, 2021