Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”
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"Man, I've only been seeing this bitch for a few days and I got her swangin' from my ballsack already!"
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Get the Peekaboo ballsack mug.The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.
Worship, or perish.
Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.
1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.
1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
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