Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.

Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Axe Rape

verb -being sprayed in the face and or all over your personal belongings with Axe brand body spray.

Harry got a suprise axe rape while walking through the school hallway

by nwt October 27, 2007

Axe bomb

The act of taking an Axe brand spray-on deodorant Can and either tying a rubber band from the top to bottom of the can to release the smell, or to puncture the can to cause the can to release the pressure inside it and spray the smell of the deodorant everywhere, causing a large radius around the can to reek of the nauseous fumes. Most commonly done in schools as pranks from overly confident teenagers, although if one breathes in to much of the Axe it can cause serious breathing issues and in some cases death, which is why this act should be punishable for attempted murder since Axe bombing has a chance of killing suffocation people to death.

Bro Jacob and Nick just Axe bombed the Science Lab!

by Walrus Stoves December 4, 2016

Ax Wound

A womans vagina, twat, cunt, what ever you want to call it

N. Her ax wound was hot and wet

by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006

axe murderer

1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.

Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.

by terminator-tim April 26, 2006

Axe bomb

Well, the way I do it is this.
First I buy a full box of smoke bombs, a lighter, and a can of axe. Then I take the box and open the top. Spray the inside with some axe. Then take the axe bottle and put it in the box. Light the box on fire where you sprayed it with axe. After a few seconds the box will start smoking in all different colors and it will burn in different colors. Eventually the axe can will blow up. It looks like a big firework if you do it correctly.

Last night I did an Axe Bomb right on a main road, it was crazy!

by Caputooooooooooo January 13, 2008

axe-wound

Vagina. (Female genitalia (you know, where the cock goes))

"I bet my grandmother's axe-wound is saggy and dry, and riddled with gonorrhoea."

by Mike 5skinz February 14, 2006