AwokenRecon

Person who is very sus

AwokenRecon sus

by Zombi8tor May 2, 2022

Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009

Cult Awareness Month

Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.

"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"

by JoggingPotatoes October 24, 2019

Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).

"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."

by Miteam412 November 4, 2019

Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks

Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.

by Talbor August 9, 2020

virgin awareness day

a day to recognize all the little cherries out there who can’t get any

“Happy virgin awareness day Sam!”
“Shut up, not everyone can get hoes like you Chad!”

by beans21 October 29, 2020

Raising Awareness

The scientifically proven, completely-not-a-waste-of-time, simple act of fixing every problem and disease in the World with cute Twitter hashtags ^_^
(Srsly, why didn't we think of this sooner?)

Jennifer: 'Hey, I'm raising awareness and end bullying by tweeting the hashtag: #endbullyingnow'
Sarah: 'Thanks, you are really helping our cause!'

by SovietBoi October 3, 2021