dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"

DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.

by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019

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oven's ready

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking

yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite

by serious numchuk skills January 15, 2008

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locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio December 12, 2007

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Ready Room

n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.

"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."

"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"

by Rob Aldred February 03, 2004

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