Astolfo

A character from an anime.

Pronouns: She/Her

Usually confused by a boy from the ones who don't believe.

"Astolfo is the most beautiful girl in the world"
"She is normally in anime"

by CyberTM November 25, 2023

Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .

The man was astonished by the child’s report .

by MUST1AMZ November 26, 2024

Astolfo

A character from the Fate series that's known for looking like a cute girl, but is actually a dude. Before the Monster Energy meme made him popular and mainstream around the internet, he was simply known within the Fate community as a chill bro who was ride or die ever since he was introduced in Fate/Apocrypha. Nowadays he's an icon for casuals, normies, and twinks everywhere simply known as the uwu cutesy femboy that everyone wants to fuck and cosplay with the sailor outfit that they wouldn't even know where it originates from. Tell one of these guys what a grail war is, a noble phantasm is, and what the Throne of the Heroes is, and they'll be clueless. Astolfo deserves better than being reduced to this WeirdChamp

Fate enjoyer: "Hey, what did you think of Astolfo in Fate/Apocrypha? He was pretty cool, right?"

Random NPC who only cares about the memes: "Fate Apocrypha? What's that? You mean the guy I want to dick down because he wears a skirt, and every femboy wants to be him. He's so hot, bro

Fate enjoyer: Get the fuck outta here

by Saving4SummerMelusine December 15, 2023

Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

Say no more 👌🏽

“The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023

Aston

The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the Whaley WHOPPER, the slobber knocker, the knickers dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the master of disaster, the king of sting, the main event, the problem, the problem solver, the planet, the ineffable!!.. …,
You get what I’m saying!!
SOZ!!

“The best there is, the best there ever was abd the best there ever will be !” aka ASTON

SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 31, 2023

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….

Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024