Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

Assmunch

One who munches asses.

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal August 20, 2015

ben ashman

he’s an ick and definitely a pick me boy. never compliment him or he’ll cry about being ugly. he has an ugly mullet for some dumb reason and is an ick to all

“omg is that ben ashman, he’s such an ick”

by Hayden O'Neil February 17, 2022

Grown ass man

A guy who accepts responsibility for his actions, and carries on when the going gets tough.

Brendon is a grown ass man. He is committed, hard working and funny; generally, a pleasure to be around. He can take the ups and the downs, but always expects to be a winner.

by Little monkey October 17, 2013

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

grown ass man

Being of the mindset of taking life head on instead of crying like a bitch.

DMX tried to car jack some fool while on crack and under the guise of a federal agent -- he's a grown ass man.

by Gibdaughter October 12, 2009