Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.

flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees

by asalbeag July 26, 2009

assed out

Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.

Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"

by Too-Cool February 17, 2008

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on

Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.

by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007