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Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017
mugGet the Deja-pay-per-viewmug.

a hundred per cent

entirely; completely.
I'm not a hundred per cent sure.
by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
mugGet the a hundred per centmug.
An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.
160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
mugGet the 160 grams of protein per daymug.

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
by DCLacoste September 19, 2012
mugGet the Skirts per stepmug.

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
mugGet the Sucks per minutemug.

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting.
Vincent is such a rizzler, he has an extremely high facta per capita.
by superfired March 31, 2024
mugGet the facta per capitamug.

per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly
Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit
mugGet the per saymug.

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