Aussie

An autistic person

Boy: That girl is always aussie

Boy 2: What?

Boy: She's autistic

by _Mari_ April 23, 2020

Aussie Rules

A very confusing game. Ironically, seeming to be devoid of any clear rules. Playes run around an oval field in any possible direction, kicking and passing the ball where-ever they feel the need. On the plus side, the players seem to have a good time as they are often laughing during play.

pub guy#1-"Have you ever watched Aussie Rules football?"
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"

by Mick the Mouth May 26, 2008

quasi-aussie

A person from New Zealand.

Man, New Zealand isn't even a real country. They're just a bunch of Quasi-Aussies.

by Amanda the Great August 19, 2007

Dark Aussie

The turd expelled during an extreme hangover that is autistic in nature.

Dude, I almost passed out when a dark aussie escaped my ass earlier because it smelled so bad.

by Cucapa Chupacabras April 25, 2010

Aussie

A person, usually male, who is great at performing oral sex on a female partner.

Friend 1: John sure is hot, but I wonder if he's good in Austrailia?
Friend 2: He's a wonder down under. I'd say he's god-damn Austrailian!
Friend 1: I love me an Aussie.

by The Ankoress February 25, 2007

aussie shots

Pour a shot of liquor, and pour some into the cap of the bottle. Snort the cap, pour some in your eye, and take the shot immediately.

Sh*t dog wait on the aussie shots, them b*tches are gonna' think we're nuts!

by King Stu January 14, 2008

Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.

Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021