apple bottoms

a female that has a large, round ass

That girl apple bottom is looking right

by Jermeshia Ames February 10, 2004

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)

(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."

by Crotcheola December 8, 2010

nigger apple

An obviously racist term for watermelon. If any more explanation is necessary, you live a hopelessly sheltered life.

It was a hot August night so pappy jumped in the Model T and went down to the fruit stand to by a nigger apple. I sure do loves me a give juicy chunk of nigger apple.

by catch22713 May 16, 2005

Golden apple

The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.

Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.

by Cranberryjuicer April 17, 2016

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010