Anallax

adj. Made up of the two Modern English slang words 'anal' and 'lax'. Providing a middle way between being extremely uptight and extremely laid back. A desirable attitude in which to live life.

That teacher is usually so anallax, why was she so bitchy today?

by Celeborn March 5, 2005

Analia

The definition of sticking a cactus up your ass.

Loves the word "Pookie"

This Analia person loves Playboi Carti too much. (He's mid)

by Hate that guy November 21, 2021

Analisa

A rude woman who will take,take,take. She always has her eyes in one man and once she sees that man she instantly knows he will be the one.
Analisa is nice most of the time but she can get mad if you don’t treat her nice.

She is very stuck up and complains about everything.
Not the person to tell secrets to.

Don’t talk to Analisa she is a bully

by Skkssksks September 8, 2019

analsapphiritis

The rare occasion your poop is blue. The analsapphiritis foundation is asking people to dunk their heads in port-o-potties to stain their heads blue in support of a cure for analsapphiritisand for the research needed to treat this urban condition. Causes include but are not limited to: excessive ring-pop consumption, Haribo addiction, eating dry Kool-Aid (blue raspberry flavor, any of the blue Kool-Aids) drinking blue colored Four Loco and triple sec.

My man’s got analsapphiritis and needs treatment FAST! Dunk your noggin in that porta-Lottie to show support!

by Lickity_slitickitty December 11, 2023

analstegist

A professional doctor who is responsible for the upkeep of the anus usually after anal intercourse, and explosive poops associated with al-qaeda.

My analstegist suggested I use a toothbrush to scrub my anal wall.

by Timbeast September 19, 2008

Analbating

The act of being overly up tight to the point of annoying the other person.

Peter: Honey, that chicken giblets dinner was delicious.
Sally: Yeah yeah, now put your dirty dishes away.
Peter: Honey, I will, just let me finish watching this episode of Southpark... Burrrrrp.
Sally: Why are you always so lazy!
Sally: And why is your dirty fork touching the table cloth!!!
Peter: Oh for fuck sake! Stop analbating all day long. Go knit me a new sweater or put the kids to bed!

by Ben_Dover_Nao December 10, 2012

Analpacalypse

When ones bowl movements or sexual exploration causes damage equivalent to the apocalypse.

After a night of crazy sex Jane started to experience the pain of the analpacalypse.

The night after Mike had Taco Bell for lunch he left the bathroom in a state of analpacalypse.

by Asspacalypse August 5, 2014