Analpacalypse 

When ones bowl movements or sexual exploration causes damage equivalent to the apocalypse.

After a night of crazy sex Jane started to experience the pain of the analpacalypse.

The night after Mike had Taco Bell for lunch he left the bathroom in a state of analpacalypse.

Analpacalypse by Asspacalypse August 5, 2014

alpacalypse 

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

alpacalypse by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Alpacalypse 

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An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

Alpacalypse by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011