Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Amber Alert

A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment

An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!

by JusticeLeagueSparrow May 28, 2022

Amber Alert

Uh oh, a kid got stoled!

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020

Amber Alert

When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them

Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!

by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022

Alert Fatigue

The feeling you get when you have received so many alerts or notifications that you no longer care.

She could be experiencing alert fatigue and is ignoring anything at this point that hits her phone.

by Leonai_art February 21, 2020

Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.

Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!

by TheGr8Submarine July 01, 2021

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014