Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

Alcon

An actual piece of shit.

I saw Alcon in the OR today. Gross.

by Anonymous$$$$$ March 28, 2025

Acorns

Absolutely batshit insane, moreso than just nuts.

Oh my God, have you gone acorns?!

by Goyangi July 31, 2025

Acorn Rub

Having a women (or man) pull down your forskin and run around the head of your penis

Guy: Wow I came so much from my acorn rub last night

by Sphincter_Lover101 January 5, 2026

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Dragon Alicorn

It is a dragon hybrid with a unicorn and pegasus. They normally fly and impale children while flying to show off their awards.

Wow dude did you see thaftDragon Alicorn kill that kid

by Dragon death May 2, 2018