Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015

Prickle Affect

When shaving the bikini zone and then the next two days or so it's all.. prickly

Lucy: I want to go swimming but I might get the prickle affect later

Tommy: Ouch, Maybe I won't have sex with you two days from now! D:

by RainbowFace February 7, 2009

alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

The Disney Affect

The affect that a Disney/Pixar movie has on your life; This affect can last anywhere between days, weeks, months, even years. During this affect, you might find it hard to go out in public. You will always have the urge to burst out into a full chorus song and dance, similar to the song that was performed in the movie. Unfortunately, the only cure for this affect is to shut down Disney, and destroy every movie that Disney/Pixar has ever made, but we all know that will never happen........so you're pretty much screwed. So instead of sucking it up and locking yourself away from humanity, just go outside; Embrace your Disney side; Even though you might think that no one knows what you are going through, just remember, anyone who has ever watched a Disney movie has gone through this affect.

Carlos: Wow, Frozen was a pretty cool movie! Elsa is so hot! And it had so many great songs!
Tim: I know, right ?
*Jim Bob enters the room excitedly*
Jim Bob: Guys! Come look! It's snowing! We should go build a snow man!!!
*Carlos and Tim look nervously into each other's eyes*
Tim: ....... It's coming.
Carlos, Tim: ~DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????~
Jim Bob: OH NO!!!!! It's the Disney Affect

by maddie_nicole March 6, 2016

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

unwanted affection

the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.

person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"

by WWWYKI Octopus November 1, 2011

affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

by sandbags92 December 2, 2015