Alyssa

The sweetest, and purest form of pleasure. Sharing her bed is the most potent drug. She'll show you pleasure like you've never known, and bring you to heights that you never knew existed. The moment it's over, you want it again. The longer you go without her, the more you fiend for her.

She is the closest any living being will ever get to heaven.

Once you've had Alyssa, all you want is more.

by Alyssa'sMan May 16, 2019

abysmality

A seriously worse version of a dismality.

Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!

by EADSGFPEA March 25, 2022

hoodrat alyssa

A simple but sexy hoe with a hydro flask. She isn't afraid to show her skills in class.

Wow hoodrat alyssa is at it again with the number 'e'

by eelho9 May 29, 2017

Alyssia

a sexy ass cool chick who all the other females hate off of because everyone likes her and all the guys want her. she's smart, but so funny that'd you'd never guess she was. she's athletic and has her head on straight. she's adventourus and does crazy things. you cant help but to love her! the type of girl any guy would want!

man, that girl alyssia is the type of girl any guy would be lucky to have

by babybooeffyou. March 14, 2011

Alyssa

the most perfect girl in the world. shes funny, smart, beautiful, shes amazing overall. she’ll give you butterflies every time you see her. if you’re lucky enough to make her your girlfriend never let her go. shes something to keep. you need to treat her the way she deserves to be treated.

Wow, i cant believe I’m going out with Alyssa.

by j_gut57 January 25, 2009

alyssafy

To intimidate through strong silence. Originated from the methods of a Fillipino queen from the late 1600's named Alyssa, who often used this style of intimidation.

I did not meet the Queens demands, so she went on to alyssafy me and my family until i did.

by dahhncetrainingless September 28, 2009

Alyssa

An amazing friend that will stick with you no matter what. Alyssa holds her head up high and always makes you happy. Friends, Family and boys are a lot to handle, but Alyssa is great at all that stuff. And it'll be your loss to reject her friendship.

Girl: Alyssa I'm so sad!

Alyssa: Omigosh, why? You are so awesome. No-one can bring you down. You rock my socks off and don't let anyone say otherwise. I love you, no homo.

by sexy momma lol April 3, 2010