Coole Auto

The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.

"Coole Auto is inside your home"

by The False Shepherd August 6, 2023

Auto-interventionism

the theory or practice of intervening in one's own life

I don't get all these nation-states and their interventionism stuffs hurting one another. Yeah ya know auto-interventionism is all the rage these days – ya know emo stuff. Why all this globocop bosh going down; when that goth life so hype¿

by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020

Auto-Repleasantry

An automatic reply of "you too" to a pleasantry when it doesn't apply to the other person.

I gave the guy at the front desk at the gym an auto-repleasantry when he said "have a good workout."

EXAMPLE:

Ticket-taker at movie theatre: Enjoy the show.

Me: You too

by larscooley October 2, 2016

Auto Rickshaw

THE BEST EMOJI EVER. IT IS A CAR. IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC.

"That person is very auto rickshaw."
"Very auto rickshaw! They're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!"

by aut0tunee June 8, 2021

Auto Whore

The correct name for auto correct. Because she only works right when you are paying her and she fucks you and its instant regret.

Fuck you auto whore what's not what I typed.

Growls, auto whore you fucked me again.

by CookEZ January 19, 2022

Auto correct

It makes your life hell by auto correcting to other words completely different subjects e.g from pens to penis but, you know you can spell without it so you can't turn it off.

Auto correct is killing my social life.

by Iampaigercat December 11, 2017

Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011