rectal assassin

worst halo clan of all time. no joke. so bad.

LOL YES WE'RE PLAYIN TEH RECTAL ASSASSINS I'VE NVR PLAYED THIS GAME B4 BUT I KNO THAT THEY SUCK SO I'LL WIN!!!

by DYLAN PLATEL September 24, 2008

Anal Assassin

A gay man who will give it to another gay man in his anus. This term is usually used for the man in the relationship. The receiver, also known as a butt pirate, will receive the shooing in his anus. This man will shamely decline hot females due to his liking of male genitalia. He will also coin terms such as, "what's up... the sky!!"

Hot Girl: Hey Justin would you like to go on a date tonight?
Justin: Sorry, I will have to politely decline this offer.
Witness: Sorry hot girl but Justin is a proud Anal Assassin

by User2017 March 22, 2017

Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by El Dr June 9, 2010

unholy-assassin

A shadow creeping in the most unexpected of places, always finding new victims...

The UnHoly-Assassin lurks behind the unsuspecting pidgeons...

by Zexus June 11, 2005

Senior assassin

This is Freshman that slays every Senior Pussy no matter what also he does not try

He is such a senior Assassin last week I saw him with mad senior

by Dr.MANNATHAH December 3, 2019

Cerebral Assassin

When a man or women kills someone with a wheelchair

Cerebral Assassin - Death caused by a wheelchair by wither being run over or hit with it.

by I5tatric March 23, 2019

Secret Assassin

Someone, a man specifically, who cannot resist his attraction to sheep.

Beth: Did you hear Mark is a secret assassin?
Kim: NO WAY. I'll have to hide the sheep in my farm!

by theninjachicki January 23, 2011