candy apples

woman with either modest brest enhancemnets or an older woman who has very high brests for her age

That nurse is sure hot, she's like 50 but still has some nice candy apples

by Kegs July 5, 2006

Bobbing for Apples

When a girl goes down on u underwater

That girl was bobbing for apples in the hot tub on me last night.

by ShaneH Fap February 19, 2011

crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005

bobbing for apples

when a girl jacks you off while sucks your balls

john:Justin bobbed my apples last night
justin: oh it was a pleasure i was just bobbing for apples

by jarrettchuck4 July 7, 2014

Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011