by ak-pete February 09, 2006
A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"
Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?
Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle
Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal
Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"
Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle
Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal
Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"
by BriansBrain November 16, 2011
1.A word describing a person or group of people whose main action in life is to force trival beliefs on a person/persons. which in most cases resemble the amish standpoint on everything new.
2.A belief that you must conform and controll and bend other people to your will.
2.A belief that you must conform and controll and bend other people to your will.
"Nazi Amishism is the Number one responsible barrior to things shown on tv, and the mind set of people"
by jetstream June 21, 2004
When a girl is giving you the double fisted slurple gurp, the semen/saliva left on her hands is Amish butter. It only counts if it is the double fisted slurple gurp, as the motion resembles that of churning butter.
“Wow Jenny your hands are so soft! What lotion are you using?”
“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”
“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”
by Zero slack December 09, 2019
by Longboi69 January 27, 2021
Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
by PensylvanniaDutchConvert April 01, 2014
the act of waking up and masturbating without the assitance of techknowledgy and ejaculating into someone elses orange juice
by Ginrummy1 November 11, 2011