Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks

Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat

by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025

Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old

****** “hey almond karo how are you”
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”

by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025

Almond Milkers

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.

Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.

by ladisl February 18, 2025

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

Almond joy

When you rub coconut oil on the anus and eat out someones booty

I ate philly’s booty with coconut oil damn thats a almond joy

by philly2trenchy November 24, 2021

Almond

When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.

P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?

by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025

Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

by anonymous March 8, 2023