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almond snicker

we did the almond snicker last night ;)
by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017
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Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024
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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
mugGet the milk my almondsmug.

Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.
"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."
by jmooroof May 7, 2022
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Almond Milkers

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.
Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.
by ladisl February 18, 2025
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Almond

When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.
P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?
by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025
mugGet the Almondmug.

Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
****** “hey almond karo how are you
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”
by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025
mugGet the Almond karomug.

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