Welsh House Farm

The best primary in the world, if you’d want your child to excel in life, bring them to this school!

“Yooo! your kid goes Welsh House Farm? They’re going to be smart as hell!”

by TheGold5NChilD October 10, 2021

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.

I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower

by Juicy pol August 2, 2024

Welsh

Most commonly known as Adam. Welsh is a term used for dirty mouth breathers who bum fuck sheep at least 4 times a week, if a Welsh fails to do this at least 4 times they usually resort to incest. You will normally find these "Welsh" on the streets as they are all homeless.
WARNING: if you see a "Welsh" (Adam's) make sure to wear a mask as it will get stinky.

person 1: "ew its a Welsh"
person 2: "NO... its an Adam"

by dirty sock licker 27 May 4, 2023

Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

welsh charlie

my beloved wife… she is cool and also gay and likes to fight people on reddit <3
we make gay headcanons for school shooters together. we also own a place called swag country and you can only eat sushi and mexican food there.

chanter: “hey welsh charlie(wife) do you think eric harris and dylan klebold were gay?”

welsh charlie: “yes and eric was top!”

by lynzmontano October 17, 2021