Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

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by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010