squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad February 27, 2005

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious December 01, 2016

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life December 02, 2015

mundo meloned

A girl who is has very big breasts.

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"

by TheMagicianEx March 05, 2017

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013