major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 26, 2017

major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

bumsauce major

Means major bummer. Something you say when an unfortunate or untimely event occurs.

"Dude, I can't go to the bro sesh today."
"Oh, bumsauce major, man."

by ldawg2damax September 15, 2011

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up

Bella has a major donkey

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

James Major

Major James

girl: James Major is so hot

by Brkey February 26, 2022

Donnie Major

Very cool guy, way cooler than Milo Nelson

Wow Donnie Major has a massive shlong!

by mommy milker 445 May 12, 2021