Jonah Tats

Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.
Person 1: Wow did that person transcend humanity at 75% the level of a Terrance and has a schlong over 11 feet long?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.
by Skylor_Is_Lumayan December 21, 2019
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jonah hill

Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"
Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.
by atax April 30, 2008
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Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018
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Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.
"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"
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Jonah Allan

A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level

They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.

They also smell slightly dodgy.
Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!
by Coolio019958 October 27, 2010
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 07, 2014
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