text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.

Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!

by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.

Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"

by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011

text toss

After you send a text message and hit 'send' you toss your phone aside, out of habit.

after she sent the text message, she accidentally text tossed her phone right into the sink.

by The woman of the future April 14, 2009

Scrabble Text

When you send someone a text message "1" letter at a time to form a sentence vertically like scrabble. You turn 1 text message into 20+!! Best opportunity for success is when their sleeping or you know they aren't near their iPhone.

Emotions might include: Feeling special, afraid, anxious, or confused.

EXAMPLE: Dave (waking up hungover):

"Dude…...Frankie just sent me 22 text messages, what did I do last night??" looks at text message Awwww whatta dick, it's just a scrabble text!!

EXAMPLE: Female you meet night before at a bar (on her lunch break from work next day):
"WTH, just meet this guy last night and he's blowing up my phone. This fool is psycho, he just sent me 16 text messages?!?" looks at text message……Damn, I just got scrabble text!

by Mr. Toma May 2, 2014

text carry

Text carry happens when you are texting someone and neither of you want to end the conversation, but you have nothing left to say. So, you keep texting them the same thing back and forth.

Text carry:
Boy 1- yep
Boy 2- yep
Boy 1-yep
Boy 2-yep

by Mari the diva May 27, 2017