A scooter rider that's annoying and most of the time from primary school. (1st to 9th grade.(If you're in 9th grade and still ride a scooter, please contact your local therapist.))
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.
Barney The Skater: "Look at Allen! Still in 7th grade and riding a scooter!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"
by alberbt July 07, 2022
Matt: "Hey, I saw you with that (Scooter girl) last night.. What the hell were you doing with that?"
Friend: "Ya about that.. I knew i should of picked her up with my car, no one would of ever seen me with her!"
aka (Scooter Girl) because everyone can see.
Friend: "Ya about that.. I knew i should of picked her up with my car, no one would of ever seen me with her!"
aka (Scooter Girl) because everyone can see.
by EnvrioLawn June 23, 2011
A girl that you have fun with (usually in a sexual sense) that you would never be caught with in public.
--derived from a guy riding a scooter, which is perceived as something that is very fun to ride but your friends will make fun of you when they see you!!!!
--derived from a guy riding a scooter, which is perceived as something that is very fun to ride but your friends will make fun of you when they see you!!!!
by indydave July 08, 2005
by yo mamma May 12, 2003
by check 25 September 07, 2008
Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.
Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.
by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009
Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009